you can pretend like I dont exist but I still made you whimper like a little bitch when you were about to cum
i need this printed on a t-shirt
Probably the 100th time I’ve reblogged this.
“all slytherins are evil”
“all gryffindors are good guys”
“ravenclaws are nothing but nerds”
“hufflepuffs don’t do anything”
Name one evil Gryffindor. One.
peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE SHIT DO NOT QUESTION ME
(Source: jourdonnais)
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
(Source: teenwhoops)
Don’t be a pussy, if someone breaks your legs you get the fuck up and walk that off like bad ass you are
